This is not the same post as yesterday. Trust.
1. Heidi Montag sang at the Miss Universe pageant? REALLY AMERICA!? REALLY!? The entire world saw those crotch-y pants on her plastic body and saw all the awkward dances moves with her lip-syncing. I am embarrassed! I AM EMBARASSED! I can't believe Americans allowed Heidi Montag to do that. I would have stopped her! Had I know... and had any place of power. I'm so embarrassed.
2. Miss Venezuela won. She's 18 years old. She's now Miss Universe. I'm 18 years old. I just got to college. She's MISS UNIVERSE! I have ultimate failed. I've had to pee for like two hours but I've been too lazy to get up but this other 18 year old girl can win over the hearts of a universe! Not really a universe, it's just Earth. BUT STILL!
IT'S HORRIBLE.
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