BAHHHH

I didn't feel like thinking of a title. It would be like "Because my life is falling apart."

Which it is... but I have no second part of that sentence. I just spelled sentence wrong, I guess I've been doing that my whole life.

Reasons Why My Life is a Hot Mess:
1) I have failed to make new friends. It is not easy.
2) I had unexplained blood on my feet.
3) I have unexplained cuts on my shoulders.
4) I tried to give a bouncer my debit card which has my real name on it followed by my fake ID that says my name is Maria Diaz. FAIL.
5) I have what I can only assume is a shard of glass stuck in my foot. It hurts.
6) I have a lot of English homework that I can't do because I don't have the book for it.
7) Except I can write an essay, I just really don't want to.
8) I ordered a sandwich from Jimmy John's today that cost me twenty dollars and the delivery boy literally walked here to bring it to me. Walked.
9) My bed is all wet...
10) I have massive, massive bruises on my knees.
11) The bartender actually had to cut me off last night. At my roommate's request, but still.
12) I feel horrible because people totally have to take care of me.
13) Most of my reasons are the side effects of drinking... but it's so much fun.
14) I have a zit.

These are my bruises. Enjoy.
Even my bruises don't show up on photobooth. Luckily, neither does my zit.